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Don't bite your nails.

Thu, 21 May 2026 08:41:32 -0500

You look like a five year old with your fingers in your mouth.
You’re going to use the nail clippers to clean up your jagged nails anyways.
Sheets feel so weird when they get caught in your jagged nails.
Jagged nails make you look like some bad villain in a child’s series.
You’re fucking 41, dude, stop biting your nails.

Things to Do

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 13:33:46 +0000

A list of things I want to do, but will probably never get around to finishing.

Transfer over ~/.config/ and various bits and bobs from Termux installations between phones. (I still have tar files from 3 phones ago.)
Fully organize my porn collection using Stash and the community scrapers. (My downloaded porn adds up to over 200Gbs.)
~~Integrate Obsidian into my daily routine and have a mind map / personal wiki.~~ (Dropped the mind map dream like a diseased whore.)
Take a full course of TheCodingTrain and get decent with p5.js.
Update and maintain regular blog entries.
Organize my mp3s using beets.
Learn wtf JSON really is and how to use it.

Eggs

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 20:38:55 -0500

Nothing makes me feel more incompetent as a human being than trying to eat a boiled egg with chopsticks. The physics of that particular maneuver are beyond my capacity.

Outside

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 13:42:53 +0000

This tequila 90 proof, chase it with my pussy juice.

Bad-ass, ratchet, ghetto, rapper bitches are some of my favorite figures in the fantastic, far-reaching, music genre of Hip-Hop / R&B. Cardi B. has outdone the status quo and set a new standard with her newest EP, Am I The Drama?.

infinite

Sun, 28 Sep 2025 06:22:22 +0000

Had so many tabs open that Firefox said “fuck it.”

Visible Data Consumption 9/02/25 to 10/03/25

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 05:39:22 +0000

Learning Things About People

Sun, 24 Mar 2024 22:37:14 +0000

I hate learning things about people who I interact with but don’t necessarily know personally. Today, I learned one of the homeless customers has no toes. Won’t be able to think of anything else next time I see him.

Note To Self

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 14:58:33 +0000

NTS: “Burn it all to the ground” is not a feasible working plan.

Mice Elf (again)

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 21:29:53 +0000

Thank you for the party! I wanna thank you for letting me be myself, again!

~ Sly and the Family Stone

Weird Pleasure

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 23:10:04 +0000

I get extreme weird pleasure out of pulling facial hairs out right by the corner of my mouth. I discovered this when I first started growing a beard. The follicles have this gunk at the end of them that lets me stick the hairs to anything I please. The feeling once I’ve plucked them out is divine and only serves to drive me ritual of pulling out hairs and sticking them on things.

Significantly sure of poop.

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 05:40:13 +0000

Being significantly less sure that what is on my pants is poop is in fact the same as being significantly more sure that what is on my pants isn’t poop.

Overheard In A Restroom

Sat, 25 Feb 2023 20:36:15 +0000

Damn, Bro! Today has been crazy! I gotta get home and pray away all these demons!

Context: At the Dallas Convention Center, during the National Cheerleading Association’s Convention.

New glyph set

Sat, 24 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0600

I'm the lonely twin

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 11:53:44 +0000

I’m the lonely twin, the left hand
(If I pick it up when I know that it’s broken Do I put it back?)
I don’t want this isolation
(Or do I head out onto the lonesome trail)
See the state I’m in now?
(And let you down?)

[Outro]

If I pick it up when I know that it’s broken
Do I put it back?
Or do I head out onto the lonesome trail
And let you go?

Car Chorus: Introduction

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Thanks to XHAMSTER, the knowledge of car fucking as a fetish is up front and center in my cerebral mass. Dudes fucking door handles, head rests, the grill of cars.

Nothing is off limits for human sexuality.. Amen.

Current Mood / State of Affairs

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Middle School Fall Carnival Nachos

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0500

My taste buds are informing me I just ate nachos from an 8th grade carnival: this is untrue. I merely ate a Lifesavers Wintergreen mint and a chocostik at the same time.

The Medical Market TRE Station's New Description

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 12:57:07 -0500

This TRE Station contains a magical split personality. In the early morning and early evening: it plays the role of middle class mass transit ingress and egress with fantastical skill and dexterity. Once the Dallas-bound professionals scurry away to their 9-5 private, decent-paying, hellish tar pits: the station Jekyllizes into the private playground of Dallas’ unique blend of the mentally unstable and perma-skitzing homeless population.

Don’t be alarmed should you come across a human tooth or feces-soiled sports coat on the ground, they are merely last night’s offering to the God of the Mound. They will be eaten before the next morning.

Plant Watering Glass Globes

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Amazon is now the Online Tweaker-Mart. Your local bodega that’s all knowing, always open, and as high as you are.

Summer Creeping In

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0500

I feel summer creeping in and I’m tired of this town again.
~ Tom Petty: “Mary Jane’s Last Dance”

not candy heels

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0500

TIL:

The lyrics are not “got candy heels on tonight” in Jamiroqui’s Canned Heat.

someone is studying me and i know it.

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0500

big deal, satan

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0500

What're you high off of?

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0500

browsing doublelist for fun and profit; not sex. sicko.

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Why is it so hard to find a shorter smaller white guy that wants a bj?

More and more, I find myself browsing the slut-sites (a la sniffies and doublelist) with no real intent of hooking up or getting off.. The recurring impulse behind this browsing nowadays is amusement from the wording and thought (or lack there-of) my fellow gay boys use to get attention. doublelist is by far the best medium to peruse.. classified ad style sites seem to bring out the best in us all.

Hot Breeze

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 11:53:44 +0000

The temperature, according to my phone, is 108 degrees Fahrenheit. According to a customer’s dashboard in their car, it’s 115. Either way: the breeze blowing burns my cheeks and hurts to be in. This summer is not even half way done, and it is already hell.

38th Birthday is in little under a month..

SMH

Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:18:28 +0000

Grindr never stops amusing me. Three profiles in a row: “Bttmcumslut,” “Peace4Ukraine,” “Wanna Make Out?”.. This is, I think, an accurate sample of the gay culture in DFW at this point in time.

Current email sig..

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 05:18:28 +0000

Mors certa; vita incerta..

third party air traffic co-ordinator: FUBAR

Sat, 18 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

No good deed goes unpunished. Especially when it’s past midnight and drugs are involved.

Dust made the off hand comment in text that his plug wasn’t available until later in the day and would/could I have any connects in the area. Mikey had been in my ear the other night about prices and how he wanted to make some money, par for course with him.. But, I figured I would help out two near and dears, and attempted to orchestrate the meet-up of two very nebulous characters via texting and phone signals..

when the dustCloud goes radio silent && I need to vent

Sat, 18 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Whatcha up to?
08:47

😒
09:58

So, no lie, the urge to walk into Kevin’s room and piss on his bed: pillows, mattress, teddy-bear.. this urge is bordering on insurmountable. Near Himalayan in scope and somewhere I’ve lost my Sherpa..
10:03

That little bitch-boi is going to miss his CO2 breathing buddys after they come move in with me tonight.
10:04

Holy fuck I need to get fucked down until I’m well and truly permanently retarded.
10:04

technique

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Technique is nothing more than failed style.
~ Cecil B Demented

there aren't enough brain-cells in my head

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

A central and unified method of keeping up with my ToDo and tasks is sorely needed in my life. I pick up an app or a method to try out momentarily and then almost immediately search out another app or method.

Currently…. GTG (Getting Things GNOME) on my laptop and Tasks (from F-Droid) are the applications that I’m trying to learn and utilize. But what I need is a system that communicates across platforms.. And that usually comes with the Self-Host or Paid-Service label..

good advice

Sat, 04 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Don’t go to bed with no price on your head.
~Baretta

I dethawed just fine

Sat, 04 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

From: Notebook, the Nth of His Line.

No point of reference on this one.

Feels Dead

What’s funny about the Holocaust? EVERY DEAD NAZI

OR DYING -> Maybe just off a little

A little? I was frozen alive and I dethawed just fine.

that which consumes and cleanses [godface]

Sat, 04 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

to enable FireFox user.css

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

To enable Custom CSS Skinning of the UI:

In the URL bar, type about:config and press enter.
In the search bar made available, type out toolkit.legacyUserProfileCustomizations.stylesheets .
Double click on the false boolean to make it true.
Reload ALL instances of FireFox.
Enjoy.

too many "things"

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0500

I’m doing my best to center and concentrate my activity online to produce a working web site and collection of “things.”

There is no ultimate motivational factor spurring this activity. I just want to have a ghost in this shell.

Round-About Way To Bring Up GitHub.

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 11:28:41 +0000

I am super lazy, didn’t even want to switch to my browser from the terminal.

Things Not To Do 101: Wear Fucking Flip Flops

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 17:54:32 +0000

Given my proclivity for reaching an insane and arbitrary level of “not taking it anymore” and walking out the door on a whim.. I should not go with flip flops as my default and only choice of foot covering.

Feet hitting pavement with a thin layer of “foam” as an afterthought to comfort is surefire pain.

I do this to myself.

So I Said To The Digital Ghost..

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 11:18:29 +0000

On Grindr and came across the profile of a strikingly handsome Latino. Tutted and told him “You’re just unfair and you cannot exist.” Kept on scrolling.

info description for false

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 18:07:46 +0000

info Menu: Individual Utilities: false: [coreutils] false invocation: Do nothing, unsuccessfully.

AN 8 GIG CACHE?!?

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 17:17:32 +0000

The numerous decisions that led to my Spotify app thinking it was a great idea to allow its cache to grow to 8.6Gb since installation.

Lady GaGa can't act.

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 18:46:39 -0600

Starting an online petition trying to ensure that Lady GaGa is never allowed to “act” in any movie until the end of time. House of Gucci was perfectly bearable except for her Eye-Acting.

Thinking about The Weeknd

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 22:23:47 +0000

The Weeknd telling his girl-friend that she deserves a BF who would die for her. One that would kill for her.

And she see’s no red flags.

Is This for Real - An Email Communique

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 04:33:03 +0000

Either way, I’m glad you’re on our planet

Historically Weird

Sat, 05 Jun 2021 14:39:40 +0000

The backslash inside double quotes is historically weird, and serves to quote only the following characters:

BDSMTest.org Results

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 02:22:23 +0000

I’m a submissive kinky as fuck switch.